By Cary McNeal

Fact: Chocolate comprises the alkaloid theobromine, which in excessive doses might be poisonous to people, and in even small quantities can kill canine, parrots, horses, and cats.
This signifies that regardless of its identify, the Kit-Kat sweet bar isn't a advised snack on your kitty-cat. i ponder what percentage cats have died due to this confusion.
Fact: the main germ-laden position in your rest room isn't the seat or perhaps the bowl:
It's the deal with.
The answer: Don't flush. enable the subsequent man fear approximately it.
There are "just the facts"--and then there are only the evidence that would frighten the bejeezus out of you. and because of this little gem a WC e-book, you'll by no means examine the realm an analogous method back, with no, er, dry heaving a bit bit.
From the sneaky fish which can swim up our genitals to the e coli micro organism lurking within the very water we drink, aggravating phenomena are in every single place we flip. academic, interesting, and undeniably frightening, this booklet isn't certain to assist you, um, visit the rest room, yet it's bound to make some time there extra . . . informed.

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How could you do that to me? It wasn't personal, you understand. PEDIGREE GIRLS God, I'm sleepy. I could use a coffee. Or I could slap you. PEDIGREE GIRLS Alicia's drinking like a fish! This morning she had three tequila shots before first period English. She was spouting crazy answers to every question! You say that as if it were a bad thing. PEDIGREE GIRLS Kate, your dad tried to rape me last night. He's under a lot of pressure these days. He's in the middle of a merger. It's a billion-dollar corporate takeover!

I'm grateful. Now I won't have to kidnap your little sister and hold her for ransom, possibly killing her in the process. Gimme that brush back. PEDIGREE GIRLS So, I'm having this cool pool birthday party, and if you bring me two gifts, I might ask the man at the gate to possibly let you in. I'm the envy of all my friends. PEDIGREE GIRLS I just don't know who we'll get to bring canapes to the party. Urn, I'll do it, I guess. Got that right. PEDIGREE GIRLS I hope you're not thinking of showing up at my pool party uninvited.

Skimpy clothes, massive endowments, glitz, glamour, and the catchy meaninglessness of it all? Yet, the truly meaningful, the inspirational, the encouraging, wise and loving go unnoticed? Sorry, what did you say? There was this total hottie walking by... What? Where? PEDIGREE GIRLS Want some Kool-Aid? Sure. Thanks. Tasty. The antidote'll be 20 bucks. Aw, fuck. PEDIGREE GIRLS At one point in my life I was seeking out abusive men. I knew it was majorly unhealthy, but I couldn't help myself. But no more.

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