By Craig Shaw Gardner
"Guxx Unfufadoo is my identify. And killing wizards is my game!"
Thus spoke the scary rhyming demon, come from the Netherhells, to munch a number of the nice Ebenezum.
Only it didn't fairly figure out that method. Ebenezum lived, cursed through Guxx with a robust curse that he should still henceforth be allergic to magic.
So Ebenezum and his hapless apprentice Wuntvor needs to trip to the town of Forbidden Delights to hunt a medication. They locate the line fraught with peril and darkish magic, from tap-dancing dragons to enchanted chickens, slobbering trolls, winsome witches and sinister shrubbery.
It's as much as Wunt to determine them via, to utter the sounds of strength and converse the spells that may insure their overall healthiness, wealth and persisted existence. It purely he may possibly be mindful the words...
"A lot of fun." (Christopher Stasheff)
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