By Betty N. Thesky

Betty within the Sky with a Suitcase is a wildly well known podcast approximately airline go back and forth through actual existence flight attendant Betty, who stocks humorous tales from pilots, flight controllers, floor team, passengers, and fellow flight attendants and is listened to by way of thousands of Betty enthusiasts world wide. Now, by way of well known call for, here's the easiest of Betty in a publication in what could be the world's first podcast-turned-book, or pook. It's an excellent solution to be entertained within the airport, on a aircraft, at domestic, and anyplace you will have a great laugh.

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Little Boy: No, you have to climb them. Tillie: (At restaurant) Mom, I can’t eat this hamburger. It tastes awful! Mother: Do you want me to call the waiter? Tillie: No, I don’t think he’ll be able to eat it, either. 29 Father: Son, when you grow up I want you to be a gentleman. Son: But I don’t want to be a gentleman. I want to be just like you! Delivery Man: Young man, is your mother home? Young Man: Do you think I’d be pulling these weeds if she wasn’t? Q: Why are baby girls dressed in pink and baby boys dressed in blue?

It tastes awful! Mother: Do you want me to call the waiter? Tillie: No, I don’t think he’ll be able to eat it, either. 29 Father: Son, when you grow up I want you to be a gentleman. Son: But I don’t want to be a gentleman. I want to be just like you! Delivery Man: Young man, is your mother home? Young Man: Do you think I’d be pulling these weeds if she wasn’t? Q: Why are baby girls dressed in pink and baby boys dressed in blue? A: Because they can’t dress themselves. 30 Mother: Mickey, I can’t hear you saying your prayers.

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