By Russell Peters

Up-close, own, and certain, funny — this is often the must-have megastar memoir of the year.

This candid, first-person memoir chronicles Russell's existence from his humble beginnings in suburbia as a scrawny, brown, bullied child with upload all of the solution to his awesome upward push as one of many world's top-earning comics. it is a shockingly sincere booklet choked with poignant thoughts of his family members, his lifestyles and his occupation. Call Me Russell is a deeply inspirational tale for aspiring artists of any tradition approximately having desire, operating tough and dreaming big.

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What about their work ethic or their family values? Both admirable qualities you could have just as easily adopted. I guess we should all be thankful you didn't go with the hats. GUYS WITH STARTLING UNIBROWS Your priorities are beyond mere physical appearance and I respect that. But it's time to reprioritize and get that crazy thing off your face. This isn't a few connecting hairs you're dealing with, this is a full-blown Bert and Ernie catastrophe. You have to be tired of people's eye contact slipping away during conversations, drifting upward, locking in on your browpillar.

Maybe it's because she's the one who'll be passing a human through her tiny vagina, and you're the one who'll be standing next to her eating Twizzlers. So remember, your wife's the one who's pregnant. You're just the one who did it to her. OBLIVIOUS THIRD-WHEEL GUYS No matter how witty and fascinating your yarns may be, the inevitable fact remains that you're not getting any tonight. It's far too late to turn this ship around. You went from wingman to creepy guy about two hours ago. So please, make this beer your last and let your friend get it on before the sun comes up.

Hey, in the spirit of sports trivia questions, here's one for you: Who's about to get a right uppercut to the nuts? GUYS WHO WORK OUT WITH THEIR GIRLFRIENDS Aren't you just capital “A” adorable, as you struggle through the most impractical exercise partnership on the planet? Hauling those forty-five-pound plates on and off the bar every two minutes. Constantly readjusting each machine to account for your twelve-inch height difference. It's a lot of work. Not only that, but you and Cuddlebums are on a very short road to Stifleville.

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